خلاصه داستان : یک استاد هنرهای رزمی درصدد گرفتن انتقام مرگ پدر و مادرش است.

A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.

خلاصه داستان : همسر نیک با رئیسش در رختخواب است. بعداً توسط یک ماشین‌باز تفنگی به سرش می‌آید اما روی پدال گاز پا می‌گذارد. آنها پس از ماجراجویی با هم دوست می شوند - دزدی، سرقت، رانندگی بی احتیاطی، انتقام و غیره.

Advertising executive Nick Beame learns that his wife is sleeping with his employer. In a state of despair, he encounters a bumbling thief whose attempted carjacking goes awry when Nick takes him on an involuntary joyride. Soon the betrayed businessman and the incompetent crook strike up a partnership and develop a robbery-revenge scheme. But it turns out that some other criminals in the area don't appreciate the competition.