خلاصه داستان : تد می داند که او یک زامبی نیست. او فقط یک "چیز پوستی" را در تعطیلات خود در کارائیب برداشت. اما خانواده خنده دار او قانع نشده اند، به خصوص پس از اینکه او خون آشامی داغی را که در گروه درمانی با او آشنا شده بود به خانه می آورد.

Ted is not a zombie. Just ask him. Sure, he picked up a "skin thing" on his vacay in The Caribbean, and he's hungering for brains, but who isn't? Anyway, things are bound to get better when Ted inherits his grandpa's fortune; all he's gotta do is wait for the old man to die. In the meantime, in case things weren't strange enough, Ted follows a hot vampire into group therapy where the patients all suffer disorders of the paranormal. Yep. Things just went from weird to wacky.